As advertised on the

March   1 - National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day (Serve separately)
March   2 - Old Stuff Day
March   3 - I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day and National Anthem Day
March   4 - Holy Experiment Day
March   5 - Multiple Personalities Day (There are a dozen messages on your answering machine and none are for you.)
March   6 - National Frozen Food Day
March   7 - National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
March   8 - Be Nasty Day
March   9 - Panic Day (See March 12th)
March 10 - Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
March 11 - Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
March 12 - Alfred Hitchcock Day (AKA Been afraid of taking a shower since 1960 Day)
March 13 - Jewel Day
March 14 - National Potato Chip Day
March 15 - Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
March 16 - Everything You Do Is Right Day (Strange considering Everything You Think Is Wrong.)
March 17 - Submarine Day
March 18 - Supreme Sacrifice Day (As of today ... No More Lima Beans!)
March 19 - Poultry Day
March 20 - Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day (Hopefully mutually exclusive celebrations)
March 21 - Fragrance Day
March 22 - National Goof-off Day
March 23 - National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip and Dip Day
March 24 - National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
March 25 - Pecan Day and Waffle Day (Combine and serve warm.)
March 26 - Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
March 27 - National "Joe" Day (Hey Joe ... where you goin' with that gun in your hand? Joe ... Joe?)
March 28 - Something On A Stick Day (I once bought one of those from a street vendor in New York.)
March 29 - Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day (Patron Saint: Alan Greenspan)
March 30 - I Am In Control Day (I am controlling the course human civilization through the power of my own brain! Don't you wish I was smarter?)
March 31 - Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day

This Month's Coffee Specials

Nicky Beans 100% Pure Kona Prime: Our Regular Price - $23.95 lb. Now $2.50 off, $21.45 per lb.!

This was our favorite seller in our shop in Lahaina back before we became The Coffee Kings Of The Web.

1 lb. Reg.    21.45 Light Roast Dark Roast Whole Bean Auto Drip French Press Fine Perk Electric Perk Espresso Turkish

Kama'aina Blend: Our Regular Price - $13.95 lb. Now $2.50 off, $11.45 per lb.!

South and Central American beans round the palette and fortify the body of this 20% Kona blend.

1 lb. Reg.   11.45 Light Roast Dark Roast Whole Bean Auto Drip French Press Fine Perk Electric Perk Espresso Turkish

Tropical Hawaiian Blend: Our Regular Price - $12.95 lb. Now $2.95 off, $10.00 per lb.!

Maui Coffee, Kauai Coffee and Molokai Coffee, combined to make our Blend of pure Hawaiian Coffees.

1 lb. Reg.      10.00 Whole Bean Auto Drip French Press Fine Perk Electric Perk Espresso Turkish

Hazelnut: Our Regular Price - $12.75 lb. Now $2.50 off, $10.25 per lb.!

Hazel is nuts about it's sweet, nutty aroma and you will be too!

1 lb. Reg.   10.25 Whole Bean Auto Drip French Press Fine Perk Electric Perk Espresso Turkish